The Ancient Illuminated Seers of Bavaria invite YOU to join
The World's Oldest and Most Successful Conspiracy
Have you ever secretly wondered why The Great Pyramid has five
sides (counting the bottom)?
Is there an esoteric allegory concealed in the apparently
innocent legend of Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs?
What is the true secret sinister reality lying behind the
ancient Aztec Legend of Quetzlcoatl?
Why do scholarly anthropologists turn pale with terror at the
very mention of the forbidden name Yog-Sothoth?
Who is the man in Zurich
that some swear is Lee Harvey Oswald?
What really did happen
to Ambrose Bierce?
If your I.Q. is over 150, and you have $3,125.00 (plus handling), you might be
eligible for a trial membership in the A.I.S.B. If you think you qualify, put
the money in a cigar box and bury it in your backyard. One of our Underground
Agents will contact you shortly.
I DARE YOU!
TELL NO ONE! ACCIDENTS HAVE A STRANGE WAY OF HAPPENING TO PEOPLE WHO TALK TOO
MUCH ABOUT THE BAVARIAN ILLUMINATI.
May we warn you against imitations!
Ours is the original and genuine