The esteemed Morgorgoth the Self-Referential, K.O.N.G., has used various
numerrillogical techniques to determine one Jake Day as being the 23rd day of
the season of Discord -- April 6th by the reckoning of the heathens, it being 5
days after the Omnibeautific Festival of High Shuck, one of our greatest
holydays. There are others.