Crypt Five Kicker
Lord Omar had signed his letter as ``Pope Kerry Wendell Thornley, Grand Ballyhoo
of Egypt, Pyramid of Right Thinking, Crypt Five.''
I decided to do an exceedingly subtle (Hell, it hardly registered at all) pun
on the line from ``Monster Mash'' which mentions a ``vocal group; the
(Hey, not everything can be a jewel. I just include stuff as I see