MAP last updated Bureaucracy 42, 3162 (September 18, 1996).
Contrary to the fundamental tenets (and tenants) of both Discordianism and
HyperTextIsm, I have hacked together a program to map an HTML document and all
of its associated links and produce an HTML document listing all the documents
and their links while preserving those links. The upshot of all that is that
there now exists a HyperDiscordiaMap
which you can use to find those parts of HyperDiscordia that you missed using
the traditional method or that are new. I'll run the mapping program and note
the update here periodically as the Thwackster tacks on more crap. The Perl
code for this creature can be found here. You'll
Stick any bugs in Pascal's hat and smoke it or e-mail them to
I'm not supporting it but I might actually be willing to try to fix it.