How to Start a POEE Cabal without Messing Around with the Polyfather
If you can't find the Polyfather, or having found him, don't want anything to
do with him, you are still authorized to form your own POEE Cabal and do
Priestly Things, using the
as a guide. Your Official Rank
will be POEE Chaplin for the Legion of Dynamic Discord, which is exactly the
same as a POEE Priest except that you don't have an Ordination Certificate.
The words you are now reading are your ordination.
How to Become a POEE Chaplin
Then consult your
- Write the
in five copies.
- Sign and nose-print each copy.
- Send one to the President of the United States (electronic mail sent to
email@example.com is acceptable)
- Send one to The California State Bureau of Furniture and Bedding 1021
`D' Street, Sacramento CA 94814
- Nail one to a telephone pole. Hide one. And burn the other.