The Classification of Saints
- 1. Saint Second Class
To be reserved for all human beings deserving of Sainthood.
the First, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico (his grave
near San Francisco is an official
- The following four catagories are reserved for fictional beings who, not
being actual, are more capable of perfection.
- 2. Lance Saint
- Good Saint material and definitely inspiring.
Example: St. Yossarian (Catch 22, Heller)
- 3. Lieutenant Saint
- Excellent Goddess-Saturated Saint.
Example: St. Quixote (Don Quixote, Cervantes)
- 4. Brigadier Saint
- Comparable to Lt/Saint but has an established following (fictional or
Example: St. Bokonon (Cat's Cradle, Vonnegut)
- 5. Five Star Saint
The Five Apostles of Eris.
Note: It is an Old Erisian Tradition to never agree with each other about